Important Action Item 3: Because We Said So

As we all know, the previous two meetings were a complete waste of time, so we're just going to go ahead and schedule another meeting because... well, why not?

Today's agenda will include:

• More pointless discussion about what we're discussing
• Better ways to waste our time
• Why we didn't do the things we said we would do in the last meeting

Important Action Item 4: Because We Said Maybe and Important Action Item 2: Because We Forgot to Do That will be covered in future meetings, probably.

If you're feeling overwhelmed, please take a few minutes to self-care before returning to the conference room.