Meeting 7, Session 0: The Pointless Iterations

Minutes - Session 0 (Because We're Already Lost)

Attended by: Bob, Alice, and Dave (who was only here for free donuts)

		1. Bob: "I was thinking, we should do something about the reports."
		2. Alice: "Reports? What reports?"
		3. Bob: "Uh, you know, the ones we've been discussing for years?"
		4. Alice: "Oh yeah, I remember! I thought we already covered those."
		5. Dave: "Free donuts are the best donuts."
		6. Bob: "Wait, what about the reports?"
		7. Alice: "I think we can safely say, 'Reports are a mythic land of productivity.'"
		8. Dave: "Agreed, reports are like the unicorn of productivity."
		9. Bob: "But, what about the meeting minutes?"
		10. Alice: "Oh, right! Meeting minutes are just like, you know, words on a page."
		11. Dave: "Words on a page? That's just what I'm talking about."
		

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