Meeting 7: The One Where Everyone Forgot Their Lunch

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice. Objective: Discuss the meaning of life.

Discussion Points:

• John: "I'm telling you, I had the best sandwich of my life yesterday." (interrupted by everyone)
• Jane: "I'm not sure I agree with the sandwich, but I do think we should talk about the meaning of life."
• Bob: "I'm not sure I believe in the meaning of life, but I do believe in the importance of a good nap."
• Alice: "I'm not sure what to make of any of this, but I do know that the coffee machine is broken again."
• Everyone: "Can we just focus on the sandwich?!"

Action Items:

• John: "I'll bring the sandwich next time, I promise."
• Jane: "I'll fix the coffee machine, I'll fix it."
• Bob: "I'll nap in the corner until further notice."
• Alice: "I'll... um... try to focus."

Side note: The meeting lasted exactly 37 hours and 14 minutes. It's not recorded because no one remembered to bring the recorder. See also Meeting 6: The One Where John Spilled Coffee on the Conference Table.