**Agenda:** 1. **Step 1: Declare the Obvious** - We will do more of what we've already been doing, but with more enthusiasm.
2. **Step 2: Introduce New Jargon** - Define the term "synergy" to describe our existing procedures.
3. **Step 3: Add More Meetings** - Schedule an additional 5 meetings to discuss the results of this meeting.
4. **Step 4: Blame the IT Department** - If anything goes wrong, blame the IT department for not being able to "synergize" our systems.
5. **Step 5: Take a 3-Hour Break** - To recharge and reflect on the meeting that just occurred.