Redundant Meeting 7, Sub Agenda 1: Because We Couldn't Decide

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the Meaning of Life

Spent 45 minutes talking around the topic, concluded that it's complicated.

Decided to table it for now, because clearly, it's not urgent.

Next meeting, same time, same place. Don't bother coming early, we'll just be standing around.

Back to Meeting 7 Sub Agenda 2: Because We Couldn't Decide

Meeting Minutes: Spent 45 minutes talking around the topic, concluded that it's complicated.

Decided to table it for now, because clearly, it's not urgent.

Adjourned the meeting at 4:45 PM, because the snacks were getting stale.

Sub Agenda 2: Because We Couldn't Decide

This is the part where we pretend to care about the original agenda.

Just kidding, let's talk about cats.

Sub Sub Agenda 1: Because We Really Couldn't Decide

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