Agenda
- Discussion of utterly unimportant matters.
- Review of non-essential reports.
- Boring presentations of unrelated topics.
- More discussion of things that don't matter.
- Random tangents.
- Item 1: Bob brought donuts.
- Item 2: Carol talked for an hour about nothing.
- Item 3: Steve fell asleep.
- Item 4: Jane mentioned her cat.
- Item 5: More pointless discussion.
- Item 6: Conclusion of meeting, but not really.
Do the opposite of what was agreed upon in the previous meeting. Repeat.
Proceed to Meeting 8: 10:45:00 - Sugar and Spices