10:00 AM - 10:05 AM: Welcome, everyone! (Please, take your seat and try to focus.)
10:05 AM - 10:10 AM: Discuss the color scheme for the new logo.
10:10 AM - 10:15 AM: Take a 5-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
10:15 AM - 11:00 AM: Watch a video about the importance of proper stapling.
11:00 AM - 11:15 AM: Take a 15-minute break to grab some coffee (or not).
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Discuss the benefits of using Comic Sans in corporate communications.
12:00 PM - 12:15 PM: The Great Debate: To bold or not to bold?
12:15 PM - 1:00 PM: The meeting will adjourn for lunch. (Don't forget to eat your feelings)