THE TRUTH REVEALED
It was not, in fact, the intern's cat that was responsible for deleting all the files in the 'Important' folder.
Further investigation revealed that it was, in fact, the IT manager's cousin's parrot who had a taste for Microsoft Word documents.
Details of the incident are being kept under wraps due to the ongoing investigation, but sources close to the IT manager confirmed that the parrot has since been relocated to a secure facility.
- Parrot's accomplice: a stray laser pointer
- Motive: boredom
- Next steps: installing parrot-proof doors on all server rooms
// Parrot's confession
console.log("Squawk squawk!")