It's been 3 days since the last meeting, and we're still here, still talking, still going in circles.
The fight started with Dave's "creative idea" to rebrand the company as a "gig economy 2.0" firm. Now, we're on day 3 of debating the merits of "synergy" and "disruption" in the boardroom.
The CEO is still insisting that the company is "on the cusp" of something, but nobody knows what that something is.
Meanwhile, the intern is quietly scrolling through their phone, clearly more interested in the latest cat videos than the fate of the company.
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