Meeting 8: The Pointlessness Initiative

Because who needs actual progress, anyway?

Meeting 9: Because 8 wasn't enough!
Progressive Meetings: Because we've given up

Today's agenda will consist of:

Reviewing last week's agenda, because why not?
Discussing the importance of discussing the importance of discussing.
Deciding on the color scheme for the new meeting room.

A special thank you to our sponsor, Redundancy Inc. for providing us with an endless supply of unnecessary meetings.