Meeting 8: Procrastination Through Technical Terms

Today's agenda: discussing ways to put off actual progress by inventing new buzzwords.

Agenda Item 1: "Synergy-Driven Indifference to Deadlines" - A 30-minute presentation by our team lead on how to rebrand "not meeting the deadline" as a valuable skill.

Agenda Item 2: "The Art of Creative Loafing" - A hands-on workshop where we'll learn how to turn a 10-page report into 5 pages, then 3, then 1, without actually doing any real work.

Action Items:

• Establish a new department for "Procrastination Research and Development"
• Create a company-wide "Procrastination Day" to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every month
• Develop a new software tool for automatically generating "To-Do Lists for Later" (patent pending)

Subpages:

• Meeting 9: Procrastination Through Technical Terms (Advanced)
• Meeting 10: Procrastination Through Jargon and Buzzwords