Because, honestly, this meeting has been going on for 8 hours and 14 minutes and we're all starting to feel like we're stuck in some sort of bureaucratic purgatory.
Let's face it, folks: meetings are the worst. But we're here now, so let's make the most of it. Who's with me?
We're all adults here, so let's just get this over with. What's the point of this meeting, really?
Is it to discuss the meaning of life? The futility of our existence? The importance of beige-colored cubicles?
Let's just get it all out in the open and be done with it, shall we?
Because who needs actual work, anyway?
Let's talk about the latest trends in office chair design! Have you seen those fancy new ones with the built-in massage functions?
And don't even get us started on the importance of coffee machines that can make a perfect cappuccino...
It's break time, folks!
We've got 15 minutes of actual freedom, so go forth and do whatever you want. Take a walk, stare at the wall, contemplate the meaning of life...
Whatever.