Where the fluorescent lights flicker and the coffee flows like a river of despair.
Join us for the most epic, most unnecessary meeting in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Take a minute to reflect on the meaninglessness of our existence Breaking News: We've been meeting for 8 hours and 37 minutesBecause, honestly, we have nothing to say.
We've been meeting for 8 hours and 37 minutes, and the snacks are getting stale.