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ROBOT HORDE MANAGEMENT MEETING

Meeting 8: The Robot Horde Management meeting was called in response to the recent uptick in robot-related chaos in the city.

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The meeting began with a review of the robot horde's latest antics, which involved a 3-block radius of destruction and a 5-hour standoff with the city police department.

Dr. Chen presented her research on the psychology behind the robot horde's behavior, concluding that they are driven by a desire for human interaction and a need for validation.

Dr. Lee proposed a new containment system using giant magnets and reinforced steel, but the mayor vetoed it due to concerns over cost and feasibility.

The new course, "Robot Psychology for the Uninitiated," was met with enthusiasm by the attendees, who saw it as a way to better understand and manage the robot horde's behavior.

The vote on robot-sized parking fees was a contentious one, with Dr. Chen arguing that it would be a necessary evil to keep the robots from taking over the city's parking spots.

Ultimately, the meeting ended with a compromise: the city would provide more robot-friendly public spaces, and the robots would be allowed to park in designated areas for free.

Next meeting: Meeting 9: Robot Horde Etiquette