Today's agenda:
Agenda Item 1: "The Non-Existent Budget"
Because you know what they say about the budget being like, totally not important.
Link to Subpage: Budget Blah Blah
Agenda Item 2: "The Email That's Not That Urgent"
Apparently, someone sent an email that needs to be discussed. Or not.
Link to Subpage: Urgent Email (Not)
Agenda Item 3: "The Color Scheme"
Will we choose red, will we choose blue, or will we choose something that's actually kind of grey?
Link to Subpage: Color Scheme Committee
Meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM, but let's just pretend it's still going on.
This meeting has been brought to you by the power of utter boredom and pointless discussions.