Meeting 8: Action 1 - The Pointless Progress Report

Today we will discuss the progress of our pointless endeavors. Because, you know, progress is everything.

• Item 1: The Wheel of Sisyphus
• Item 2: The Infinite Loop of Meetings
• Item 3: The Endless Debate of Which Font to Use

Our team's progress report is as follows:

• 10%: We have moved 10% further down the path of progress. Yay.
• 80%: We still have 80% of the report left to fill out. Because, you know, details matter.
• 100%: We will never, ever, be finished. Because meetings.

Next meeting, we will be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just more meetings.

Next Action Item: The Existential Crisis