Welcome, brave warriors, to Meeting 8, the most epic of all time. Where the coffee flows like water, and the PowerPoint presentation flows like a never-ending stream of corporate jargon.
We're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same meeting over and over. Our fearless leader, Bob, is still stuck in the past, trying to convince us that the "synergy" is real.
You are stuck here with us, doomed to repeat the same 3-hour meeting ad infinitum. Don't bother trying to escape, for you will only end up back here.
Meeting 9: The One Where We Discuss the Same Thing or Meeting 10: The One Where We All Just Agree to Disagree