Meeting 8: The Mysterious Case of John's Hair

It's been 3 days since John last styled his hair. Theories are swirling like the wind, but one thing is certain: something has gone terribly wrong.

Subpages:

• Who Slept on John's Hair?
• What Did John Eat for Lunch?
• Where is John When He Needs it Most?

Investigation Status: Ongoing

Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.

Disclaimer: This is not a real meeting, but it's a real mess.