Where: The Conference Room, 3rd Floor (but you can also find us in the break room, the supply closet, or the janitor's closet)
When: Every Thursday at 2 PM (ish)
Why: Because we have to, apparently
Agenda:
- Review prophets of old
- Stare at spreadsheets for 3 hours
- Wonder why the copier is still jammed
- Take a 15-minute break to scroll through our personal social media feeds
- Revisit the minutes from last week's meeting, just in case we missed anything
Side Effects:
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Increased caffeine consumption
- Irreversible damage to your social life
Pre-Required Reading: