It's been 3 hours and we've still not found the missing hairpiece. We've checked the conference room, the break room, the CEO's office, and the janitor's closet. It's nowhere to be found.
Speculation is rampant. Some say it was a prank gone wrong, while others claim it was a desperate attempt to escape the meeting.
Despite the chaos, the meeting continues. We have 17 more meetings scheduled before the end of the week, and we can't let this one get in the way.
Meeting 8B: The Mysterious Smell is up next. Don't forget to bring your sense of humor.