MEETING 8: THE ONE WHERE STEVE TAKES OVER EVERYTHING

Minutes of a Meeting That Will Change the World

Presented by: Steve, the Self-Proclaimed Meeting King

Steve stood at the front of the room, his eyes scanning the crowd with an unnerving intensity. His fingers danced across the podium, clicking the remote control as he called the meeting to order.

"Alright, alright, let's get down to business," Steve began, his voice like a rusty gate. "First item on the agenda: who's going to be in charge now."

As the team members looked around nervously, Steve smiled, a cold, calculating smile that made everyone shift in their seats.

Decisions Made:

1. Steve takes over the world (and the meeting)

2. All tasks and projects will now be assigned to Steve

3. Anyone who disagrees will be subject to Steve's Wrath

As the team members nodded in unison, a faint scent of terror wafted through the room.

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