Meeting 8: The Janitor

Today's meeting was a resounding success. The janitor, known only as "Janitorius Maximus," took the reins (pun intended) and led us through a series of increasingly absurd discussions about the color of the stapler and the importance of using both hands when walking through a doorway.

Next Meeting: The Janitor's Revenge will take place tomorrow at 2:00 PM sharp, with a special guest appearance by "The Janitor's Apprentice," fresh from the depths of the supply closet.

Don't forget to bring your favorite "I'm with the janitor" mug to the meeting, as it is required for all attendees.

For those who couldn't make it today, here's a recap:

• Recap of the meeting ( Warning: contains excessive use of the word "janitor" )
• Meeting Minutes (includes detailed notes on the stapler color debate)
• Photos from the meeting, including a shot of the janitor holding a "World's Okayest Janitor" trophy