Meeting 8: The Never-Ending Saga of Redundancy

Agenda: Because Who Needs Actual Work?

Objective: To rehash the same ideas we've been over for 7 iterations, because 7 wasn't enough, apparently.

Item 1: Revisit the notes from meeting 7, because we still haven't gotten it right. Item 2: Discuss how the previous meeting's action items still haven't been completed.
Item 3: Brainstorm new ways to reorganize the same data. Item 4: Assign someone to write a report about why our previous reports were a waste of time.

Side note: If we don't meet again, the world will likely end. Or at least, the project will stall, and someone's career will suffer.

Meeting 9: The Next Excuse for Inaction