Redundant Meeting 8: The One Where Everyone's Late

Because, honestly, who needs to be on time?

• Start Time: Never.
• End Time: Also Never.

Agenda:

• Point 1: Discuss the meaning of life.
• Point 2: Stare at the wall for 2 hours.
• Point 3: Decide that we should have had these points on the agenda sooner.

Subpoint 4: Subpoint 3: A tangent about nothing.

Decisions:

• Nothing was decided. Because, you know, we're all still here.

Next Meeting: Who knows when? Maybe never?

Meeting 9: The one where we pretend to be productive

Or Meeting 10: The one where we just stare at the clock.