Meeting 8: The Never-Ending Saga

Option 2: The Redundant Meeting Protocol

Agenda:

1. Review of last week's meeting (again)

2. Discussion of the same 5-point plan (revised)

3. Debate on who ate the last donut (resolved: it was Bob)

4. Brainstorming of new meeting ideas (all of which have already been had)

5. 15-minute break (during which we'll all pretend to be on our phones)

Decisions:

We will continue to meet indefinitely.

Next meeting will be the same as this one.

Meeting 9: The Never-Ending Saga Continues (in 30 minutes)

Meeting 8: The Never-Ending Saga (Alternative Route)

Or, you know what? Let's just have a meeting about having a meeting. Meeting 8.5: The Meeting That Never Was