Option 2: The Redundant Meeting Protocol
1. Review of last week's meeting (again)
2. Discussion of the same 5-point plan (revised)
3. Debate on who ate the last donut (resolved: it was Bob)
4. Brainstorming of new meeting ideas (all of which have already been had)
5. 15-minute break (during which we'll all pretend to be on our phones)
We will continue to meet indefinitely.
Next meeting will be the same as this one.
Meeting 9: The Never-Ending Saga Continues (in 30 minutes)
Meeting 8: The Never-Ending Saga (Alternative Route)
Or, you know what? Let's just have a meeting about having a meeting. Meeting 8.5: The Meeting That Never Was