Today's Meeting of Doom: A never-ending discussion about the importance of meetings.
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Agenda Item 2: Determine who ate the last donut from the break room.
Side Note 1: Remember to breathe. Meetings can be exhausting.
Side Note 2: If you must use the phrase "synergy" in a sentence, just don't.