Welcome, attendees, to the meeting where we will decide on the thing that we will do, but probably not.
Agenda:
- Item 1: The thing that we will do, but maybe not.
- Item 2: The thing that we will probably not do, but maybe.
- Item 3: The thing that we will definitly not do, but we'll pretend to.
Action items:
- Take a break.
- Get more coffee.
- Stare out the window.