Adjacent Meeting 7: The Uninvited Guest

You've been dragged to this meeting because someone, somehow, managed to schedule it at the same time as Meeting 9. Congratulations!

Objective: To pretend to care about Meeting 9 while actually discussing our weekend plans.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, but only briefly
• Item 2: Pretend to take notes while actually browsing cat videos on our phones
• Item 3: Decide who's going to make the coffee, and who's going to get it

Subpages:

• Adjacent Meeting 9 (b): The Uninvited Guest's Revenge
• Adjacent Meeting 9 (a): The Sequel