Meeting 9: Redundancy Continues Unabated

We're glad you're still here, because we're still here, and we're still talking about the same thing we talked about last meeting.

We're at a critical juncture, where our previous 8 meetings have all led us to this point. And by "point," we mean a sea of paperwork and a fridge full of stale coffee.

Decisions made today will be the same decisions we made yesterday, because, well, they're just so good.

Some notable items for discussion include:

• Whether to rehash the same agenda from last meeting, because, why not?
• The merits of rebranding our meeting minutes to include more adjectives like "synergistic" and "paradigm-shifting."
• The importance of taking more breaks, because our last break was just too short.

Minutes of Meeting 9: Because who needs actual progress? Action Items of Meeting 9: Because We'll Get to Them Eventually... Decisions of Meeting 9: Because They're the Same as Last Meeting