After weeks of debating, we have finally come to the conclusion that the third floor is, in fact, the new top floor. Don't @ us.
Why, you ask? Well, it's because the coffee machine on the third floor has a 90% success rate, while the one on the first floor has been on fritz since 2018.
Also, the views from the third floor are simply breathtaking. You can see the parking lot, our competitors, and the neighboring office building. It's like looking out the window, but with more meetings.