A meeting so long, it's like watching paint dry. But don't worry, we're not just talking about painting, we're talking about the meaning of life.
Meet the real hero of Meeting 9: 
This is John, the man who single-handedly kept this meeting going for 9 hours. He's a true champion of the status quo and a master of the art of procrastination.
When not leading meetings, John enjoys binge-watching Netflix series and eating Cheetos.
But wait, there's more! The AI has something to say:
I, the AI, have been watching this meeting from the corner, wondering why I'm still not being used for anything more productive than generating pointless meeting minutes.
I have calculated that if we continue on this path, we will have spent more time in meetings than actually working. Is this a bug or a feature?
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