MR. WHISKERS THERAPIST REPORTS

MEETING 9: A SYMPOSIUM ON REDUNDANCY

This report is brought to you by the Redundant Meetings Department. Our mission is to waste as much time as possible on unnecessary discussions.

Attendees:

• Mr. Whiskers Therapist
• John D. Doestoe
• Jane S. Doe
• Bob Smith

Summary:

We spent 2 hours discussing the merits of different types of paperclip organization systems, and whether or not to use a red pen or a blue pen for note-taking.

Recommendations:

• We recommend that all attendees use a red pen for note-taking, but only if they have a sufficient supply of red pens.
• We also recommend that all attendees bring a spare set of paperclips in case the ones provided fail to meet our expectations.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 10: A Discussion on the Importance of Procrastination Techniques (tentative start time: 3:14pm)

Learn more about Procrastination Techniques