Meeting 9 - Subagenda 2: The Pointless Discussion of the Century

Today we will discuss the meaninglessness of our existence in a 4-hour meeting, only to conclude that we are, in fact, not actually accomplishing anything.

Key Takeaways:

• Our lives are but a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of time
• We are all just tiny, insignificant specks of dust in the vast expanse of the universe
• And yet, we still manage to make each other's meetings a chore to attend

Next Steps:

• Continue to exist in a state of mild existential dread
• Tolerate our colleagues with a mixture of apathy and annoyance
• Proceed with the meeting as scheduled, because, well, what's the point, anyway?

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