Today's meeting will feature a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation, followed by a 30-minute discussion on the merits of using email for communication. Because, you know, nothing says "productivity" like sitting in a conference room with 10+ people staring at a slide deck.
Break room rumors say the coffee machine is on the fritz, but don't worry, we'll get through this together.
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Time: 10:00 AM - 11:30 AM
Location: Conference Room A
Agenda: Because we couldn't fit it all on a single PowerPoint slide, here's the agenda: "Why Can't We Just Email?", "The Folly of Face-to-Face Communication", and "Who Needs a Meeting Anyway?".