Redundant Meeting Agenda (Revised)

Because who doesn't love a good meeting?

Revised Agenda

Today's agenda includes:

Important note: the meeting will not be over until we have discussed the color of the stapler for exactly 3 hours.

Next Meeting

Tomorrow

Discussion on the importance of the stapler will continue, with a special guest appearance by a local expert on the Dewalt stapler (9:00 AM - 5:00 PM)