Today's meeting has been rescheduled, postponed, and re-scheduled again. Because, why bother with a schedule?
We'll be discussing the meaning of the color "burnt orange" as a metaphor for existential dread.
Agenda Item 1: The Great Debate - "Is it 'Burnt' or 'Burnt-Out'?"
A heated discussion about the correct spelling, with expert testimony from Bob, who has been burnt out for 10 years.
Agenda Item 2: The Coffee Machine Breakdown
Why does it still say "OUT OF ORDER" when it's just been cleaned?
A special presentation by Karen, our resident coffee connoisseur.