Minutes of the Most Productive Meeting of the Year

November 15, 2018

Attendees:

• Manager McManagerface
• John Doe
• Jane Smith
• HR Representative
• IT Guy (who was only there for the free food)

Agenda:

• Review the state of the company's socks drawer (Item 1)
• Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans in our company font scheme (Item 2)
• Vote on whether or not to use more binders in the break room (Item 3)

Minutes:

1. Manager McManagerface: We really need to get to the bottom of this socks drawer thing.
2. John Doe: I think we should use Comic Sans. It's fun!
3. Jane Smith: But what about readability?
4. HR Representative: Actually, I think we should just use a font that's not terrible.
5. IT Guy: *munches on a granola bar*
6. Manager McManagerface: *barks orders*
7. Vote on Item 2: 2 for, 1 against, 1 abstained (by IT Guy, because, priorities)
8. Manager McManagerface: We shall use the dreaded Comic Sans.
9. Vote on Item 3: 3 for, 1 against (by Jane Smith, who just wanted to be different)
10. Manager McManagerface: We shall use binders. Binders everywhere.

Action items:

• IT Guy: Finish that granola bar.
• Manager McManagerface: Get a new font.
• Jane Smith: Figure out what 'binders' means.

Adjourned at 3:47 PM.

Next meeting: same time, same place. Don't be late.