Today's Agenda:
- 10:00 AM - Introduction to the concept of unnecessary meetings
- 10:15 AM - The history of pointless discussions
- 11:00 AM - Break: Because we all need a caffeine IV
- 11:30 AM - The art of redefining the meaning of "on time"
- 12:30 PM - Lunch: Because we forgot what "food" is
- 1:30 PM - The science of procrastination
- 2:30 PM - Break: To check our email... and our watches
- 3:00 PM - The art of making excuses
Optional breakout sessions:
- Scarlet Agenda 1: The Unnecessary Meeting
- Scarlet Agenda 2: The Meeting that Never Ends
- Scarlet Agenda 3: The Meeting that's Just a Series of PowerPoints