Tea Reading Item 1

Agenda Item: "The Fine Art of Doing Nothing"

This meeting has been called to discuss the intricacies of sipping tea in a state of pure inaction.

Today's discussion items:

• Item 1: "The perfect ratio of cream to tea"
• Item 2: "The optimal angle for holding a tea cup"
• Item 3: "The art of staring at a clock for an hour without blinking"

Agenda Item 2: "The Importance of Not Being Important"

Today we will explore the nuances of pretending to be busy while actually doing nothing.

• Item 1: "The art of faking a deadline"
• Item 2: "The science of making excuses for not attending meetings"
• Item 3: "The thrill of doing the absolute minimum"