The Utterly Incoherent Meeting Agendas of 2022: Februuary

Here's a list of meetings that somehow, someway, managed to exist in the depths of time.

Meeting 1: The Invention of the Invention of the Invention of Something

We're not really sure what this meeting was about, but it involved a lot of whiteboard markers and an unfulfilled promise of free pizza.

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Meeting 2: The Unproductive Brainstorming Session of Doom

This meeting went on for hours, and the only thing that actually got accomplished was the invention of the phrase "Tangent Nation".

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Meeting 3: The Meeting that Never Actually Met

This meeting was scheduled for 9:00 AM, but somehow, nobody showed up until 3:00 PM, and by then, the coffee shop next door had closed.

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Meeting 4: The Meeting that Ran Out of Time (and Space)

This meeting was originally scheduled for the conference room, but somehow it expanded to the entire office, the next door neighbors, and the surrounding city blocks.

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Meeting 5: The Meeting that Turned into a Party

We're not really sure what started it, but somehow, this meeting turned into a full-blown party with karaoke, a photo booth, and a conga line.

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Meeting 6: The Meeting that Wasn't a Meeting at All

This meeting was just a group of people sitting in a circle staring at each other, trying to decide on a color for the company logo.

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Meeting 7: The Meeting that Ran On Forever

This meeting has been going on for months, with no end in sight. We're not really sure if anyone's still alive.

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