The Redundant Meeting Agenda Generator 3000 3.0

Meeting Agenda Item 1: Discussing the Importance of Discussing the Meeting Agenda

• Subitem 1: Rehashing the Meeting Topic
• Subitem 2: More Rehashing

Meeting Agenda Item 2: Brainstorming Ways to Avoid Actual Work

• Subitem 3: Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Subitem 4: More Red Tape

Adjournment: Pretending to Be Productive While Secretly Playing Solitaire

Meeting adjourned, but not really. prophets_of_procrastination.jpg

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