Friday's Meeting Agenda

Bullet Points:

1. Discuss the meaning of life at 10:00 AM
2. Take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media
3. Review last week's minutes (yawn)
4. Decide who ate the last donut in the break room
5. Discuss new ways to reorganize the filing system for the 12th time

Sub Agenda for Sub-Manager, Jane:

1. Meet with HR to discuss her stapler collection
2. Take a power nap to recharge for the afternoon

Sub Agenda for Sub-Manager, John:

1. Attend to the copier, it's on the fritz (again)
2. Meet with the vending machine repairman to discuss the latest in snack vending technology

Remember, all attendees are expected to wear their best "I'm a functioning adult" face

See you all on Friday at 10:00 AM!

Meeting Notes

Saturday's Agenda (a.k.a. the Weekend)