- 9:00 am - Arrival and Pretentious Small Talk
- 9:15 am - Review of Last Week's Minutes (because who needs actual progress?)
- 12:00 pm - Lunch Break (because we all need to eat, apparently)
- 1:30 pm - More Pretentious Small Talk
- 3:00 pm - The Actual Agenda (or so we're told)
- 5:00 pm - Departure (finally!)
- Notes (for the really important stuff)