Monday: We spent 4 hours discussing the meaning of life, only to realize it's just a meeting.
Tuesday: We tried to implement a new policy, but it was just a bunch of words on a whiteboard.
Wednesday: Our coffee machine broke, and we spent the day debating whether it was a metaphor for our souls.
Thursday: We decided to take a break, but it turned out to be just a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation.
Friday: We were supposed to have a team-building activity, but it was just a bunch of strangers staring at each other in silence.
See also:
This Week's Misadventures Minutes of Nothingness Meeting Agenda Generator (in Beta)