Meeting Minutes: Monday, March 21, 2024

A Meeting of Unrelenting Proportions

Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 3 other people we've never met before.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.
• Item 3: Elect a new chairperson, because the old one is clearly out of touch.

Discussion Points:

• Bob: "We should all just eat more pineapple, it's a fruit!"
• Jane: "But what about the texture? And the smell?"
• Joe: "I just want to talk about the meaning of life. Is it 42?"

Decisions:

• Item 1: Postponed due to lack of interest.
• Item 2: Declared a national crisis, with pineapple as the symbol.
• Item 3: Bob was unanimously elected as the new chairperson, mostly due to his impressive mustache.

Adjournment:

The meeting will resume on Thursday, with a special guest appearance by Stephen King.

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