MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

Monday Morning Meeting - Because You're Probably Not Awake Yet

8:00 AM: Arrive at the office, spill coffee all over your shirt. Read the Morning Bulletin

Minutes from Last Week's Meeting:

We discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Conclusion: We still don't know.

9:00 AM: The Daily Grind

Discuss the weather. It's probably not as exciting as you think.

Complain about the new coffee machine.

Go to the Afternoon Meeting