Redundant Meetings: Agenda 3

Today's agenda is a never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and bureaucratic red tape. Our goal is to discuss the same topic for exactly 3.5 hours.

Time: 9:00-12:30, with an optional 30 minutes of break to grab a sandwich

Location: The conference room, which has been reserved for the last 3 years

Objective:

To discuss the merits of discussing this topic
To create more meetings to discuss the merits of discussing this topic
To determine the optimal number of meetings to schedule to discuss the merits of discussing this topic

Note: If you have any questions or concerns, please don't bother asking. We'll discuss it at the next meeting.

Also, don't even think about trying to leave early. The meeting will continue until we've discussed every possible angle, no matter how small or insignificant.

Redundant Meetings: Agenda 3

Meeting 3: "The Meeting That Never Ends prophets of Doom"