Thursday's Brainstorming Extravaganza: Agenda for the Ages

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM Coffee-fueled introductions
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM Solutions to the Problem of Not Having Solutions
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM Brainstorming for Dummies: Where the Ideas Go to Die
• 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM Decision Fatigue: The Art of Doing Nothing
• 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM Wrap-up and Hand-wringing

Remember, the most important part: Minutes of Chaos are the only ones that really matter.