Agenda for Tuesday's Meeting at 14:00

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of procrastination as a viable career path
• Item 2: Debate the ethics of microwaving fish in the office
• Item 3: Determine if it's possible to turn a meeting into a nap

Important Notes:

• Don't forget to wear your favorite 'I'd rather be at the beach' t-shirt
• Bring your favorite snack to share with the team (bonus points if it's Cheetos)
• There will be a 15-minute break for 'recharge and rehydrate'

Next Meeting:

Wednesday 14:00: More of the same, but with more chairs