Where the minutes are measured in hours, the discussion in minutes, and the snacks are plentiful.
| 9:00 - 9:10: Introduction to the meeting that never ends | Discussion of the un-discussed topics |
| 9:10 - 9:30: The presentation nobody wants to give but has to give | The audience's collective groans are heard around the world |
| 9:30 - 10:00: The coffee break, where all hope is lost | Questions about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything |
Stay tuned for more meetings, more minutes, and more despair!